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<blockquote data-quote="Sam3" data-source="post: 719838" data-attributes="member: 19290"><p>I'll repost this from another thread. It's among the more memorable low points and there's a bit more to the story. </p><p></p><p>I found my sons homemade gatorade bottle bong. He denied what it was as if I was raised in a convent and wouldn't know any better. So, I proceeded to finish the bong by making a bowl out of foil, dropping it in the cutout he made for it, and poking holes in the bottom. He still denied it, so I loaded it up with a clump of dried grass and held the lighter over the top. He still denied it. I said if it's not a bong, then this shouldn't work right? He begged me not to do it. But of course, it was happening if he would let his mom smoke yard clippings before he would out himself. </p><p></p><p>So, I smoked "grass" out of my sons Gatorade non-bong, while he watched in horror. </p><p></p><p>A month later, I developed a lingering cough and went to my primary care physician. I thought it might be connected so I had to tell him the story. He had a teenager and is generally cool so we had a good laugh over it. He said he thought he had heard it all -- and asked if it was ok if he retold the story to his staff -- excluding names to protect the innocent. </p><p></p><p>So I'm some kind of legendary fool at Cedars now.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sam3, post: 719838, member: 19290"] I'll repost this from another thread. It's among the more memorable low points and there's a bit more to the story. I found my sons homemade gatorade bottle bong. He denied what it was as if I was raised in a convent and wouldn't know any better. So, I proceeded to finish the bong by making a bowl out of foil, dropping it in the cutout he made for it, and poking holes in the bottom. He still denied it, so I loaded it up with a clump of dried grass and held the lighter over the top. He still denied it. I said if it's not a bong, then this shouldn't work right? He begged me not to do it. But of course, it was happening if he would let his mom smoke yard clippings before he would out himself. So, I smoked "grass" out of my sons Gatorade non-bong, while he watched in horror. A month later, I developed a lingering cough and went to my primary care physician. I thought it might be connected so I had to tell him the story. He had a teenager and is generally cool so we had a good laugh over it. He said he thought he had heard it all -- and asked if it was ok if he retold the story to his staff -- excluding names to protect the innocent. So I'm some kind of legendary fool at Cedars now. [/QUOTE]
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