If You Ever Need a Hitman....

Stella Johnson

Active Member
DON'T CALL THIS GUY!

Morons

I can't believe he was dumb enough to call the husband and try to get more money from him than his wife was willing to pay to have him killed. :rofl:

These two really need a Darwin award.

Steph
 

On_Call

New Member
WOW!!

I guess the hitman thought he was being clever, right?

You couldn't make this stuff up even if you wanted to! :slap:
 
Similarly, my DEX and I used to repossess cars. We picked up a car one time that was packed with coke, a scale, razor blades, and other types of paraphanalia. The owner of the car called us the next day in a PANIC over his personal possessions, he said he didn't care about the car, but he NEEDED the stuff that was IN the car. OK, we told him.

He showed up to our lot. Signed a property report stating that everything we listed as having been found in the car was indeed his (yes, we listed the dope). The fool SIGNED it. And was immediately arrested by the deputy sheriff that was in the next room.

Du-UUUHHH
 
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