If you throw a rock at me and knock me off my donkey....

[Shari]

does that mean I'm stoned off my ___????




(I can not take credit for this... Iheard it on the radio this weekend. But boy, is it funny!)

 

[KTMom91]

Yes. Yes, it does. Absolutely. No question about it.

 

[witzend]

I think so, but Star's the resident donkey expert!

 

[Shari]

Then we shall wait...

 

[Marguerite]

It doesn't work with an Aussie accent. We never equate the slang term for a person's rear end with any kind of animal. We pronounce it differently, we spell it differently.

Of course, we do have a lot of other jokes that work...

Marg

 

[Star*]

(thank you Witz for your vote of confidence)

Shari,

After careful examination of all the facts, I have come to my conclusion and included a picture for proof that you are correct in your deduction.

http://travel.webshots.com/photo/1283337762065870010OlfFlx

I believe the photo clearly shows he has been hit with a stone AND shows he is off his donkey.

Actually it looks as if both of them were hit with some sort of 'rock'.

 

[Marguerite]

Star - what is his relationship with that donkey?

[now if it was a sheep, and they were in New Zealand...]

Marg

 

[Shari]

To paraphrase Star*....

ROFLM DONKEY Off!!!

 

[klmno]

 

[Shari]

[now if it was a sheep, and they were in New Zealand...]

Marg

I'm not sure, Marg. Looks like it could be Jamaican, but it sure would appear that the relationship could be similar...

 

[mstang67chic]

Especially with that lipstick on he donkey.

 

[KTMom91]

Dat donkey be stylin', mon! (said with my best Jamaican accent...)

 

[Star*]

Wonder if the one on the left is a .........

Kiss....donkey. (SERIOUSLY GCV MUST BE ON VACATION TO MISS THAT ONE)

 

[gcvmom]

Preoccupied is more like it, O Smart...donkey!