One of the teams I coach is being "investigated" for not having each player play the appropriate number of games. This is a complaint filed from an opposing team that some of our girls didn't play in enough games to qualify for the end of season tournament. Course the tournament director is on the board of directors of the team that stands the most to benefit from our girls being disqualified (things that make you go mmmm). Fine, whatever, I'll fax in our scoresheets and they can see that it shows our girls qualified. The thing that cracks me up is she closes her request with "This matter is of the utmost importance." She obviously doesn't know what is important...it's a stupid kids game.