Thought we could have fun with this! husband told me a local radio station had people phone in endings to this statement. I didn't hear any of them but I know all of you are so creative I can't wait to read them. Wish I was more creative but I'm stealing one from my nephew from a few years ago. It's so cold that... (said by a person with dentures) I was outside shoveling and my teeth were chattering inside. I know all of you can do better!