Joke - FBI - job offer

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Nov 13, 2008.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911

    FBI Job Opening

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.'

    Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

    Finally, it was the woman's turn.. She was given the same instructions, to

    kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'


    Women are crazy.

    Don't mess with them
  2. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    Oh no, you didn't! That is just too funny!
  3. Star*

    Star* call 911

    All this time at target practice for a CWP and what I really need is a simple chair.....:tongue:
  4. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    All I want to know is if she got the job.:congrats:
  5. donna723

    donna723 Well-Known Member

    Star, I LOVE this!

    I'm going to send it to my cousin to pass along to her brother ... the FBI Agent!
  6. Lillyth

    Lillyth New Member

    Thanks! I needed a laugh...
  7. Star*

    Star* call 911

    I would tell you that I am in reality an FBI agent - but that would be .........

    a lie........


    would it?
  8. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    And of course, after you TOLD us your identity, you'd have to kill us all...
  9. Star*

    Star* call 911

    nah - check out the picture (avatar) I'm the Bloody Queen of England....
  10. Mayapple5

    Mayapple5 New Member

    This is just too funny! My husband works for the Department of Corrections. He will love this! Especially after the week I've had dealing with IEP and teachers who had their fangs out before I evern entered the room!
  11. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    There may not be a Bush in your Tree, but if it's anything like mine, there's a few rotten apples...
  12. mrscatinthehat

    mrscatinthehat Seussical

    Too funny. Just goes to show that a woman will do what needs to be done to accomplish something.