Jokes from husband

[Marguerite]

husband was reading one of his favourite websites last night and I just had to share a couple of jokes with you.

"I met the Grim Reaper last night and fought him off with my vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with Death..."

"When I woke up last night I saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed. First I was afraid. Then I was petrified..."

Marg

 

[AnnieO]

OMG, I'm groaning loudly enough you can probably hear me... That's not the wind or a bunch of insects.

 

[shellyd67]

Thanks for sharing ...