Just a funny

muttmeister

Well-Known Member
I subbed yesterday as the business teacher at the school where I used to teach.
I saw the following sign on a student's locker:

REDNECK PICKUP LINE: NICE TOOTH

It just struck me funny.
 

Star*

call 911........call 911
I just picked up a book the other day at an exchange that is called - HOW TO SPEAK REDNECK -

I got it for my Mom - she is NOT interested. Anyone wanting it merely has to send me a padded envelope. It even has a check list in the front and a how-too guide.

I believe I already gave away my book on how to be a Hill-Billy. After living in this little town? It really wasn't a funny book, it was a reality check list.

The single tooth is HILLARIOUS!
 
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HaoZi

Guest
Redneck foreplay: "Brace y'self honey!"

Most often heard last words of rednecks: "Hey, watch this!"
 

susiestar

Roll With It
Love it!!! We have a LOT of rednecks around here. I am sure that book would be seen as a "how to" for those who aspire to be rednecks around here - and isn't that a scary thought!!!

Around here the people who don't live up to redneck standards (yes, ladies, there are people who don't manage to live up to redneck standards) are called Goat Ropers. It is considered a HUGE insult in this area.
 
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