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call 911........call 911
Just wanted to stop in and tell you all hello !
Things here at the DA Ranch are......still about the same. I thought I hit the donkey jackpot the other day at work. Lady calls in and says (I mean HOW LUCKY CAN ONE WOMAN BE OKAY) "I woke up this morning and found TWO baby miniature donkeys in my back yard WITH bridles, can you send an animal control officer out to get them now?" I sat there like - ARE YOU KIDDING?? YOU DON"T WANT THEM? blink blink?????? She said "NO!!!!" and in the back ground HER girlfriend is laughing to beat Christmas. I said "Are you sure you don't have a WONDERFUL man in your life that gave y ou the greatest present in the world?" and she said "NO!!"
So I called the ACO and said "I want to put DIBS in on the baby donkeys" he said fine......no one claims them - they're yours. OMG.......OH..........MY..........GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!
Ten minutes later this guy calls all stupid and ridiculous,,,,,,,,,frantic......says "I lost (pant pant)_ two baby donkeys. REALLY? (grumble) I can't (pant pant) find them.......(oh??? says I?) rolls eyes.....I must find my babies. (no kidding I wanted to say......haven't heard a word......went through my mind) but instead I said "Yes sir I may know where they are - call the ACO" and he was like "Bless you....bless you." I thought "Yeah you wouldn't be saying that if you could read my mind you irresponsible dingaling." JERK.
SO
I still have no baby donkeys......but I did reunite Father with babys......and remain at my job. (I mean I really had to weigh that option too........) ssssssssheez)
Hope all is well with all of you..........I'm still not talking about 98/10oths of my world.......and no one really wants to hear about it anyway.....Unless I writes a book to rival Star Trek......
Hugs & Love
Starbie - Live long and Prosper Barbie........
Things here at the DA Ranch are......still about the same. I thought I hit the donkey jackpot the other day at work. Lady calls in and says (I mean HOW LUCKY CAN ONE WOMAN BE OKAY) "I woke up this morning and found TWO baby miniature donkeys in my back yard WITH bridles, can you send an animal control officer out to get them now?" I sat there like - ARE YOU KIDDING?? YOU DON"T WANT THEM? blink blink?????? She said "NO!!!!" and in the back ground HER girlfriend is laughing to beat Christmas. I said "Are you sure you don't have a WONDERFUL man in your life that gave y ou the greatest present in the world?" and she said "NO!!"
So I called the ACO and said "I want to put DIBS in on the baby donkeys" he said fine......no one claims them - they're yours. OMG.......OH..........MY..........GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!
Ten minutes later this guy calls all stupid and ridiculous,,,,,,,,,frantic......says "I lost (pant pant)_ two baby donkeys. REALLY? (grumble) I can't (pant pant) find them.......(oh??? says I?) rolls eyes.....I must find my babies. (no kidding I wanted to say......haven't heard a word......went through my mind) but instead I said "Yes sir I may know where they are - call the ACO" and he was like "Bless you....bless you." I thought "Yeah you wouldn't be saying that if you could read my mind you irresponsible dingaling." JERK.
SO
I still have no baby donkeys......but I did reunite Father with babys......and remain at my job. (I mean I really had to weigh that option too........) ssssssssheez)
Hope all is well with all of you..........I'm still not talking about 98/10oths of my world.......and no one really wants to hear about it anyway.....Unless I writes a book to rival Star Trek......
Hugs & Love
Starbie - Live long and Prosper Barbie........