...that things could get worse. I'm right now doing a load of laundry with Spic and Span, or whatever it's called. I can't find my detergent. I believe (not sure) that I have a working washer. I'll be hanging the rest. I should smell shiny fresh. Went into work today for a mandatory meeting...took the bus, waited...it's cancelled until next Saturday. Sat and waited for the bus again, then missed my stop. ARGH! GIANT SPORK TIME. I have to make a transfer, which I have never done. Insert a bit of panic here. I'm talking to the bus driver, "Excuse me? But I have no flipping idea where I am or when to ring the bell. I know it's near this street." Yeah, just remind me or I'll forget. Great. Two people losing their minds. I'll forget to remind you. Then I'll be in South Caronlina or something like that.