Men are like:
Laxatives - they irritate the carp out of you.
Bananas - The older they get the less firm they are.
Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
Blenders - You need one, but you are not quite sure why.
Chocolate Bars - Smooth, sweet and they usually head right for your hips.
Coffee - The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
Department Stores - Their clothes are always one half off.
Government Bonds - They take SOOOO long to mature.
Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Lava Lamps - Fun to look at but not very bright.
Parking Spots - The good ones are taken and the rest are all handicapped.
Laxatives - they irritate the carp out of you.
Bananas - The older they get the less firm they are.
Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
Blenders - You need one, but you are not quite sure why.
Chocolate Bars - Smooth, sweet and they usually head right for your hips.
Coffee - The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
Department Stores - Their clothes are always one half off.
Government Bonds - They take SOOOO long to mature.
Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Lava Lamps - Fun to look at but not very bright.
Parking Spots - The good ones are taken and the rest are all handicapped.
Oh, so funny and how true! Thanks for sharing.
