Merry Christmas Joke #2

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Nov 17, 2008.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911

    Employee Evaluation For Christmas Bonus

    John Jones, the head of the company asked his manager to write a detailed employment review describing Bob Smith, one of his programmers.

    1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
    2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
    3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
    4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
    5. finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
    6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
    7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
    8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
    9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
    10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
    11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
    12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
    13. executed as soon as possible.
    Signed ...

    A memo was soon sent following the initial letter.
    That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines above (1, 3, 5, etc...) for my true assessment of him.
    Regards ...
  2. klmno

    klmno Active Member

  3. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

  4. hearts and roses

    hearts and roses Mind Reader

  5. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    And I was wondering why it was numbered! :smug:

    Very funny! :D
  6. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    Very good!
  7. ML

    ML Guest

    Good one Star!
  8. mrscatinthehat

    mrscatinthehat Seussical

    I've worked with some folks like that before.