Mom I don't like Cupid-

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by totoro, Feb 12, 2010.

  1. totoro

    totoro Mom? What's a GFG?

    N-"Because He shoots you in the heart." (She gets this pained look and starts to cry) "I don't want to get shot in the heart!"

    Me-"Well N you realize he is made up and that a fake flying thing in a diaper can't shoot you?"

    N-"Oh, OK."

    N-"Mom? Do you know why I want a Poodle and they are great for Valenstimes...?"

    Me-"No, I don't"

    N-"Because you get to dye them pink" "Did you know that the adult ones are white and black and that the baby ones are the caramel colored ones?'

    Me-"No, I did not realize this, do they taste like caramel?"


    Me-"How do you know"

    N-"Because they are Poodles"

    Me-"Can you color the Black Poodles?"

    N-" No only the white ones, the black ones wouldn't color"

    Me-"Do you think you would taste the baby caramel one just to see?'

    N-"No"......:redface: (She would)
  2. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

  3. flutterby

    flutterby Fly away!

  4. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    I like her way of thinking!
  5. Marguerite

    Marguerite Active Member

    I remember when I was in my teens and pastel colours were in fashion, the fashion magazine I used to regularly buy had a great spread on pastel colours in scarves, beanies and gloves. To highlight the article, they had got some young lambs and dyed them in the same pastel shades, for the models to pose with. Very cute. I actually used the idea to knit myself a beanie and scarf in the same pastel shades. I still have these somewhere. I'd better dig out that beanie, it's got plenty of room in it to cover even my head completely. Winter is coming and I will need it!