Moms in group therapy (funny)

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by KTMom91, Feb 25, 2010.

  1. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member


    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

    To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

    He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

    He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

    At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.
  2. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    LMAO....Im surprised the censors let that through!
  3. AnnieO

    AnnieO Shooting from the Hip

    OMG I am too... But this is as funny as the first time I heard it!!!
  4. hearts and roses

    hearts and roses Mind Reader

    OMG - :surprise: VERY funny!!!
  5. Jody

    Jody Active Member

    I so needed that laugh. Thank you.
  6. jal

    jal Member

    Very good.

    So good, I passed this one around!