More embarrassing moments...

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by gcvmom, Jun 10, 2008.

  1. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    This was a first.

    easy child/difficult child 3 often wakes in the middle of the night (she's still struggling with secondary enuresis) and comes up to our room. We got tired of her getting into bed and waking us up, so husband fashioned a little bed of pillows and a comforter on the floor at the foot of our bed. Sometimes difficult child 2 comes up and sleeps there.

    Last night while we were... ummm... ahem!... indisposed, shall we say, husband thought he heard a noise, and our door was open, so he got up and closed it. And we continued where we left off...


    A little while later, we heard a noise again, and up pops easy child who tries to tiptoe out the door. husband stopped her and asked her how she got in there! Apparently she was there the whole time!!! She asked us if we were massaging eachother's backs because that's what it looked like, and it sounded like we were in a lot of pain!!!

    I didn't know whether to laugh :rofl:

    or crawl under a rock.:embarrassed::surprise::faint:

    Yeah, honey, we were massaging eachother's backs... go back to sleep now. Sheesh!
  2. flutterbee

    flutterbee Guest


    I bet you'll be locking your door from now on?
  3. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    Yeah, well we usually DO. It figures that the ONE time we don't...
  4. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

    Had a similar experience when difficult child was little. He asked the next day if we were playing football cause dad was "tackle--ing" mom....................
  5. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    :rofl: We oughtta write a book about kids' descriptions...
  6. tryinghard

    tryinghard New Member

    Oh my goodness...I just had the best chuckle I have had in a long long time!!! What a story!!
  7. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member


    (Wiping tea off my monitor)
  8. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    OMG!! I'm still laughing! Well, iti *MIGHT* be the time for the talk.

  9. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    Abbey... ya think so? ;)