More giggles and groaners

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by mstang67chic, Aug 19, 2008.

  1. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Mary decides to consult a diet doctor. "What's the most you've ever weighed?" he asks her.
    "One hundred fifty-nine pounds"
    "And the least?"
    "Six pounds four ounces"


    I have CDO. It's like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) but with the letters in alphabetical order, like they're supposed to be.

    What did the airhead name her pet zebra?


  2. klmno

    klmno Active Member

    That's good!! I can see difficult child saying something like that!
  3. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful


    Those were good. I needed a laugh. Thanks

    by the way.........I got her beat on the lowest I ever weighed. I started out at 3lbs 7ozs. :D
  4. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

    CDO! I Love it.
  5. Andy

    Andy Active Member


    They were all great but my favorite has to be the CDO. I can so relate. I had a co-worker who used to tease me because I would put our to-do files in alphabetical order. So much easier to find one when needed. I do alphabetize whenever possible.

  6. Shari

    Shari IsItFridayYet?

    What do you cal it when your gecko is broken?
    A reptile dysfunction.
  7. Star*

    Star* call 911

    Right now? I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
    I think I've forgotten this before.


    A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the freeway this morning.
    Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.


    I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast anytime.
    So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

    Knowledge is KNOWING a tomato is a fruit.
    Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


    Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "Hi, my name is _____ and I'm an alcoholic. ?


    When I was a kid, I prayed for a bike.
    Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way.
    So I stole the bike, then prayed for him to forgive me.

  8. mrscatinthehat

    mrscatinthehat Seussical

    I put things in letter order as well. Nothing wrong with being organized. That is what I call it anyway.

  9. Fran

    Fran Former desparate mom

    Doesn't everyone alphabetize their spice rack??? :rofl:

    Thanks for the laugh.
  10. Star*

    Star* call 911

    OMG I had to be 44 and come HERE to know I wasnt' a little weirdo -

    ALL spice, Bay Leaves, Cumin, ..........OMG THANK YOU FRAN - you ABSOLUTELY MADE MY YEAR!!!!

    (prints this thread out and shows family OTHER PEOPLE ALPHABETIZE spices)


  11. Shari

    Shari IsItFridayYet?

    My spices aren't sorted cause husband and easy child 1 are in them all the time.

    My toolbox, however, is immaculate. As is the pantry. The food is arranged by food group (veggies, fruits, starches, etc) and is sorted within food group (canned carrots stacked together, green beans stacked together, etc). My closet is arranged by types of clothes. Sweaters in one spot, jeans in another, work slacks in another, etc.

    I figured I'd have been Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) if I could have possibly kept up with the choas in my life... As it is, I;m Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) about smaller things I can control. LOL
  12. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    Now that is a great idea....never thought to do that.

    I do colorize my closets though....
  13. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

    Yup. Spice rack is alphabetized. Pantry is organized by food group and sub type. Small cans and big cans. All labels turned to the front.

    Each item has a spot. If someone else is putting away the groceries and fills the corn relish spot with dill relish, I get agitated and have to fix it.

    Closet is sorted by category, length and fabric weight.

    Shari, I'm with you. If I had time I probably would be Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). As it is, I work as a process design engineer, so I impose structure on others for a living. Eeeeee!