Tiapet
Old Hand
FATUATION - n: unwritten rule that you never ever ever ask a woman if she's pregnant.
SPONGEBOGGED - adj: the inability to record something because the DVR's filled with kids shows.
RESEMBULLATE - needless act of assessing which parent a newborn baby looks like.
STAYHOMOPHOBIA - n: fear of having your kids stay home for the entire summer.
NIGHTCAPPITITE - n: "sudden hunger" portion of child's bedtime procrastination routine.
MAMIKAZE - n: mom who parties like a banshee on rare occasion away from her kids.
KIDZOPHRENIA - n: condition where kids plot one another's assassination one second and are best pals the next.
LULLABYE - BYE - n: process of sneaking from bed of toddler who makes you lie down with them at night.
SMOOVENIRS - n: guilt gifts you buy your kids when you don't take them with you on vacation.
DETASTE - v: when a kid hates food they've never tried.
MANDEMONIUM - n: mayhem and chaos mom finds at home after leaving dad to care for kids.
SHAMPOON - v: to get out of shower with out rinsing the suds from your hair.
CONFORENSICS - n: science of piecing together what you did last night at DisneySMMOMs parties.
ARACHNASPAZ - v: to suddenly flail ones body upon walking into an unseen spider web (that would be me!)
DINKLE - n: liquid burst emitted when kid squeezws their juice box too tightly.
XOX - (pronounced "zocks") v: ti intentionally loose a game of tic tac toe to a little kid.
DISCOOLIFICATION - n: parent's gradual transformation from kids hero to kids greatest source of embarrassment.
GERMANIC DEPRESSION - n:dismay felt by mom when toddler her child has play-date with has cold symptoms.
WHYARREA - n: a child's string of questions rattled off in rapid-fire succession.
RADARDIANSHIP - n: parent's responsibility to know whereabouts of all their kid's things at any given time.
SHOVEBUGGER - n: parent who feels they have right of way at all times because ther are pushing a stroller.
DOMESTIC VIOLATION - v: danerous, sometimes fatal mistake of referring to a stay at home mom as someone who " doesn't work."
NAPARALYSIS - n: inability to move when baby falls asleep on you and you don't wanna risk waking him.
Enjoy!
when I get more I'll post more for ya'll
SPONGEBOGGED - adj: the inability to record something because the DVR's filled with kids shows.
RESEMBULLATE - needless act of assessing which parent a newborn baby looks like.
STAYHOMOPHOBIA - n: fear of having your kids stay home for the entire summer.
NIGHTCAPPITITE - n: "sudden hunger" portion of child's bedtime procrastination routine.
MAMIKAZE - n: mom who parties like a banshee on rare occasion away from her kids.
KIDZOPHRENIA - n: condition where kids plot one another's assassination one second and are best pals the next.
LULLABYE - BYE - n: process of sneaking from bed of toddler who makes you lie down with them at night.
SMOOVENIRS - n: guilt gifts you buy your kids when you don't take them with you on vacation.
DETASTE - v: when a kid hates food they've never tried.
MANDEMONIUM - n: mayhem and chaos mom finds at home after leaving dad to care for kids.
SHAMPOON - v: to get out of shower with out rinsing the suds from your hair.
CONFORENSICS - n: science of piecing together what you did last night at DisneySMMOMs parties.
ARACHNASPAZ - v: to suddenly flail ones body upon walking into an unseen spider web (that would be me!)
DINKLE - n: liquid burst emitted when kid squeezws their juice box too tightly.
XOX - (pronounced "zocks") v: ti intentionally loose a game of tic tac toe to a little kid.
DISCOOLIFICATION - n: parent's gradual transformation from kids hero to kids greatest source of embarrassment.
GERMANIC DEPRESSION - n:dismay felt by mom when toddler her child has play-date with has cold symptoms.
WHYARREA - n: a child's string of questions rattled off in rapid-fire succession.
RADARDIANSHIP - n: parent's responsibility to know whereabouts of all their kid's things at any given time.
SHOVEBUGGER - n: parent who feels they have right of way at all times because ther are pushing a stroller.
DOMESTIC VIOLATION - v: danerous, sometimes fatal mistake of referring to a stay at home mom as someone who " doesn't work."
NAPARALYSIS - n: inability to move when baby falls asleep on you and you don't wanna risk waking him.
Enjoy!
when I get more I'll post more for ya'll
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