My boss has been gone almost two years, he has come back, and oh boy. He has had three bank surgeries and supposedly was working from home. We are all miserable. I don't know if this qualifies as some type of sexual harassment or if it is just not professional. It definately makes everyone very grossed out and uncomfortable. He recently fired his wife, who worked here for 6 years. She filed for divorce and he fired her. Yeah, thats another legal issue. I work for an association of doctors., this is not his privately owned business. Anyway, he discusses with me how many bowel movements he has everyday. When he comes out of the bathroom, he says that was like a volcano, Mt. Vesuvius or something. Then he will go back in and say finished with round three. Today he said he had nightmares about there being picture of private parts published in our magazine that we put out. Those are not the exact words he used, but i can't put that on here. He has made other remarks about private body parts in front of a whole group of women, he thinks if she uses the medical term that it is okay. Not. He feels the screws from his surgery in the back of his mouth, the screws that keep his back and behind together I guess, all the the day, my a****** hurts, it's all day long. It just never stops, He talks about prospective clients come in as beauty queens if they are good looking. Ugh, I can't quit, but don't want to continue to have to work like this. The other girls are just as disgusted. Oh yeah, his mom is driving him back and forth to work. Now this is disgusting. She had a rice bag, that smelled like perspiration, she warmed it ip in the microwave and put it on her stomach for a tummy ache. Our work microwave. Then she brought it up to me, and said feel it, it feels good. Um no way, I can smell it a block away. Gross, Gross, Gross, I no longer have anywhere to heat up my food. Yuck. He calls his Mother, Miss Daisy. Oh I can't take it. None of us know what to do. We have mentioned these things to the board of Directors, they do nothing. Any suggestions please, and thank you for letting me vent.