My favorite animal - school report

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Apr 19, 2012.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911

    > Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
    > chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
    > because everyone else laughed.
    > My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is
    > my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher
    > was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
    > I do, too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher
    > sent
    > me to the Principal's Office. I told him what happened, and he laughed,
    > too. Then he told me not to do it again.
    > The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
    > was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was
    > because you could make them into fried chicken.
    > She sent me back to the Principal's Office. He laughed, and told me
    > not to do it again.
    > I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my
    > teacher doesn't like it when I am.
    > Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired
    > most. I told her Colonel Sanders. Guess where I am now.
  2. TeDo

    TeDo Guest

    Starbie, you never cease making me chuckle to myself in the quiet of my "office". I just love some of the things you come up with. Please, don't EVER change that!!
  3. InsaneCdn

    InsaneCdn Well-Known Member

    Star - I could give you at least a 100 variations on that theme... and difficult child would add another 1000 I'm sure, the ones I haven't been told yet.

  4. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl: :rofl:

    Someone was listening in all those times I was sent to the Principal. :sochildish:
  5. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    You MUST have been talking to someone at my elem school. TOTAL nun reaction. They suspended a friend of mine when he couldn't think of anything he loved enough to give up for Lent except his mom - nothing else in his mind was worthy of giving up to show hs love.

    That beats what happened to my mom. A guy she had been dating, and was serious about and he was serious about her, gave her up for Lent. She swore never to date a Catholic again. Guess what my dad was? Yup. Catholic. But he never gave her up for Lent.
  6. AnnieO

    AnnieO Shooting from the Hip

    :rofl: OMG Starbie, needed a spit warning!!!

    Susie... In elementary I went to a Catholic school... Gave up chocolate chip cookies and beer. Can we say Parent-Teacher conference?! (I would get a beer from the fridge for Dad and as a reward got to take a TINY sip... Interestingly, I haven't liked American beer since...)
  7. Star*

    Star* call 911

    Mother said it's no wonder I turned out to be a vegetarian.