My Liver tattled on me....

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Mom2oddson, Aug 5, 2010.

  1. Mom2oddson

    Mom2oddson Active Member

    I just had to share a little funny story from yesterday.

    (background) As you know, mother in law is a royal pain who first took difficult child-A away and now difficult child-S. And recently went after a huge chunk of child support, over a grand. Of course, for 6 months she's lead husband on that she only wanted $300. Now that court is on Monday, she's coming up with all sorts of reasons why she can't lower it, including that my Dad is disrespectful towards her....

    Anyways, yesterday I went to see my alternative medicine doctor, doctor B. He studied medicine in China and does a pulse diagnosis exam. His newest intern is from Holland. So as doctor B does the exam he's explaining everything to the intern. He gets to my liver and is telling the intern that I am very angry. Then doctor B really starts feeling my pulse and looks at me as say "You aren't just angry, You want to kill!!"

    I laughed so hard. I know that I am angry at mother in law and the whole situation but I didn't realize I was that angry that my liver would tell the doctor that I wanted to kill.

    I Thought I'd share that. If there is any group who would understand and get a kick out of this would be this group.

    Hope you laughed a little.
  2. hearts and roses

    hearts and roses Mind Reader

    I laughed a lot!:redface:
  3. klmno

    klmno Active Member


    I'd say mine is right there with yours!
  4. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    As a Cutty drinker I was afraid your post was going to be scarey. :D What a relief that it is downright funny!
  5. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Im with DDD. I was scared this was going to be a bad post about liver disease or pancreatic TG it was funny!
  6. AnnieO

    AnnieO Shooting from the Hip

    I'm glad it tattled in this way... I, too, was frightened! LOL but ya know what? Amazing what our bodies say...
  7. nvts

    nvts Active Member

    I'm guessing that my liver must be stapled to my forehead right about now!

    Great story! You're suffering from Tattle-tale liver!

  8. Mom2oddson

    Mom2oddson Active Member

    doctor B's eyes were really big when he looked at me and said that I wanted to kill. It was pretty funny.

    P.S. If you have a lot of anger, he says avoid peanut butter and nuts. Triple up on all green veggies, especially the dark leafy green veggies.
  9. TerryJ2

    TerryJ2 Well-Known Member

    LOL! Wow, interesting.
    Green leafy veggies coming my way ...