Never ask Star or myself about fart stories.

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Abbey, Sep 12, 2008.

  1. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Dear, we need to get corners that are not next to each other.

  2. flutterbee

    flutterbee Guest

    Are you guys stinking up the place? :dead:
  3. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    No, just Star's dog and my husband. Nuff' said.

    Wait a minute...wait a minute...STAR - you do not have your dog in your corner!!! :mad:Oops, and I don't have husband in mine. Uh, oh.:surprise:

  4. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful


    I'm not at all ladylike. Mine sound like a trucker's.

    Good thing I'm not gassy tonight. :D

    One of you can take Molly with you to the corner, or give her a new one. We've been having to give her canned food..........blehck! Air freshener is getting a run for it's money. :faint:
  5. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Okay. Someone has definetly opened the doors on the corner tonight. Good thing Loth isn't here. We'd all be banned.

  6. Star*

    Star* call 911

    We don't fart
    Don't lift a cheek
    Not a sound like a trucker
    Never let out a squeek
    I'm a lady you know
    And we don't pass gas
    We just blame the dog
    when air leaves our ......

    I really need to go work for a jingle company - that was quick and good....on the fly -
  7. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

  8. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful


    Star, you need to go into advertising. You'd make a fortune.
  9. totoro

    totoro Mom? What's a GFG?

    I never!!! EEEWWW!!! I have a friend who never "toots"...
    husband says he never knew how to fart prior to meeting me! I'm a keeper! He has to open the car windows at times to clear the air!!! I still don't know why or who did it?

    Yes STAR go into advertising! You ease good, ya!

    We need a retractible roof at Abbeys!
  10. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

    Bubba used to scare himself when he tooted. His butt would squeak, and he'd jump up and run across the room from it with his tail between his legs! It was hilarious! That went on for a few years. Now he's old and doesn't care, just like the rest of us!
  11. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    Yes, perhaps Star can go work for Beano!

    You are all in your corners. No beans or burritos for you!

    Keep it clean.
  12. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Got room for one more in that corner??? Since husband is gone for the weekend, I indulged in a forbidden food last night. (Forbidden to HIM anyway.) I went to Taco Bell for supper and I have to go to a family thing later today.

    Star, your ditty was great! Advertising, limerics, raunchy could do it all!!!

    And I still say that husband and his brothers were born at the wrong time. They should have been around during WW1. They could have provided a huge supply of gas to use instead of Mustard Gas. No permanent damage but their gas would incapacitate just the same.
  13. Star*

    Star* call 911

    I'm not saying don't buy a balloon boquet from Abbey - but:tongue: