Newest AKC Breeds - Guaranteed to make you Smile - Adopt one Today!

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, Mar 7, 2011.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911

    The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

    Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting

    Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

    Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

    Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisers

    Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes (difficult child dogs!)

    Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, not a popular dog with CIA agents

    Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

    Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

    Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
  2. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    I don't know where you found these, but I love them.

    My mother adopted one of the dogs my bro's dog had. Of course momma is border collie and the "plan" was to have his male dog be the daddy of all her litters, but she had other plans. We think the dad is some mix of blue heeler, dachsund and chihuahua. I don't know what you call that breed, but she is sorta funny looking. My mom took her because she was the runt - mom was dogsitting while bro took a vacation iwth niece and she didn't like how the ohter dogs bullied this one. My dad knew then that her plans for a rhodesian ridgeback or a sibling of the vet next door's huge dog were up in smoke. He isn't real pleased, but he also isn't a dog person. But she is a sweet puppy.

    What do you call a mix between a border collie, a dachsund, a blue heeler and a chihuahua (that is the vet's guess on her parentage)? A mexican blue weiner collie?

    Of the dogs you listed, I would most like a peekasso - never been real certain what a dog was supposed to be, so an abstract one would fit in well around here!
  3. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful


    Those were cute!
  4. Star*

    Star* call 911

    A Collie who was healed after he dashed for the Mexican border?
  5. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    Very cute....
    However, I'm still trying to figure out how a Great Pyr and a Dacshund would actually..... oh nevermind. :bag:
  6. Star*

    Star* call 911

    Ace Hardware.....

    Platform Ladder. :stalker:
  7. 4timmy

    4timmy New Member

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hahahahah. Thanks Star. Those are so funny.
  8. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Honey...we had a neighbor with a little cocker spaniel who was in love with my very large black Chow. My Chow was male. Her spaniel was female. The little girl came in heat and the neighbors came to us saying the dog was in heat and would we make sure that the dogs didnt get together...ummm...well...we will do our best! We chained our dog up. After all, ours wasnt the one in heat! Next thing you know, they have let little miss spaniel loose and she is up on one of the kids toys standing there for mr chow to do his business! LOL. He was safely chained up! She came looking for love. They were so mad.
  9. Jena

    Jena New Member

    lol your in rare form tonight!!! :)