Night of the Zombie!!!!

Parker

New Member
I thought I was safe. The large group of zombies had passed by the mouth of the alleyway in which I was hiding. I left the security of the alcove and turned to run further down the darken alley. I glanced back over my shoulder to make sure I hadn't been seen and my heart jumped when a silhouetted figure stood swaying at the opening of the alleyway. It lurched towards me, it had seen me. I dashed down the alley and made a turn at a brick building. I ran a little further but was stopped by a dead end. I spun around and saw that the zombie had turned the corner blocking my only escape route. The zombie lumbered towards me. I had no choice but to fight it. It lunged at me and I grabbed both its arms at the wrists. It leaned in to me, bringing its putrid face closer and closer. It screamed from its gaping maw and I could smell the rot and decay. I had only one way to survive this. I stepped back and then swung my leg back towards the zombie aiming at its chest. Never before had i kicked so hard as I did now. Super Zombie Kick! I made contact with it and the force hurled it backwards and onto the ground where it lay motionless. It had worked!

I was roused from my slumber by a familiar voice.

"Kick me like that again and I'll kill you" my wife said, as she rolled back over to sleep

This sleep apnea is going to kill my wife. :D
 

Star*

call 911........call 911
I'm thinking it's a good thing he didn't run into a department store to escape the zombies.......'you know' ...he could have grabbed a lamp as a weapon. Another not-so bright idea.

Perhaps suggesting another tv series? (Defenitely not Sons of Anarchy, or The Tudors..Vegas and Mad Men are OUT) Maybe Dancing with the Stars?
 

InsaneCdn

Well-Known Member
Ummm... at this rate, sleep apnea might kill YOU faster than your wife... she might start having PTSD reactive nightmares of her own...
 
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