Night of the Zombie!!!!

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Parker, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. Parker

    Parker New Member

    I thought I was safe. The large group of zombies had passed by the mouth of the alleyway in which I was hiding. I left the security of the alcove and turned to run further down the darken alley. I glanced back over my shoulder to make sure I hadn't been seen and my heart jumped when a silhouetted figure stood swaying at the opening of the alleyway. It lurched towards me, it had seen me. I dashed down the alley and made a turn at a brick building. I ran a little further but was stopped by a dead end. I spun around and saw that the zombie had turned the corner blocking my only escape route. The zombie lumbered towards me. I had no choice but to fight it. It lunged at me and I grabbed both its arms at the wrists. It leaned in to me, bringing its putrid face closer and closer. It screamed from its gaping maw and I could smell the rot and decay. I had only one way to survive this. I stepped back and then swung my leg back towards the zombie aiming at its chest. Never before had i kicked so hard as I did now. Super Zombie Kick! I made contact with it and the force hurled it backwards and onto the ground where it lay motionless. It had worked!

    I was roused from my slumber by a familiar voice.

    "Kick me like that again and I'll kill you" my wife said, as she rolled back over to sleep

    This sleep apnea is going to kill my wife. :D
  2. Star*

    Star* call 911

    I'm thinking it's a good thing he didn't run into a department store to escape the zombies.......'you know' ...he could have grabbed a lamp as a weapon. Another not-so bright idea.

    Perhaps suggesting another tv series? (Defenitely not Sons of Anarchy, or The Tudors..Vegas and Mad Men are OUT) Maybe Dancing with the Stars?
  3. InsaneCdn

    InsaneCdn Well-Known Member

    Ummm... at this rate, sleep apnea might kill YOU faster than your wife... she might start having PTSD reactive nightmares of her own...
  4. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Sounds like my life. I was almost beat to death over a nightmare early on.
  5. Parker

    Parker New Member

    My wife's nights are filled with adventure :D
  6. Estherfromjerusalem

    Estherfromjerusalem Well-Known Member

    Oh, you made me laugh! I really needed that. Thanks.