If you read my other April Fools joke - I tried to have a little humor, fun, safe, cute - just a funny little hahah to perk up my spirits, and get a little smirk while running errands today. And I did - it was fun. What I neglected to do was explain to DF - the full joke. And of course he said "I'm not holding up the sign." FINE spoil sport. Groan - talk about a bump on a log. However since he was driving MY car - he said he would leave the coffee cup there and went to go do his running. Well being a MAN - you know he couldn't just take my WORD for it that I had PLENTY O MAGNETS on the bottom of that cup. So what do you think he did? Yup - he pulled it up, looked at it, and stuck it back down on the roof to satisfy me then drove off. And Im sure you are guesing the rest of this nightmare - but when he put it down - the magnets either didn't seat right, or he put them on a rusty spot or something - because.... He made it out of the drive - fine. He made it to the stop sign - fine. He even made it down the road 45 mph- just fine - but low and behold and don't even ask me how I drove all over everywhere this morning spreading sunshine and getting yucks - without incident - but he gets pulled over by BLUE LIGHTS and sirens and when he did - being hard of hearing? He didn't hear the sirens - so the cop pulled in front of him - and cut him off and when he did - it startled DF and so he hits the brakes - and just what do you think FLEW OFF like a missle? AAAND hit the back trunk of that patrol car? Not only does DF have to go to court now - but we have a HUGE ticket, AND our insurance is probably going to go THROUGH.THE. FLIPPIN. ROOF. Not to mention that I am NEVER.EVER.EVER. GOING to live this down. Evvver. DF hasn't even cracked a smile. Oh and the cup? He had to pick that up too.