OMG, I need to get a producer in here. If I wrote a book about it, they'd put it in the fiction section. One Broom called me tonight. easy child 2 is diong a little lying and cheating at school, forging signatures and griping about tutoring (that she claims to love when with us...) But after that conversation, One Broom told me that Two Brooms has been going behind our backs thru her to see and get to easy child 2, and One Broom is tired of Two Brooms antics, so she is disconnecting her house phone and would appreciate it if I will not give her cell phone number to Two Brooms and be willing to forward any communications. OMG. You're kidding, right? I said sure. I couldn't make this carp up.