I swear this child needs a keeper. She brought all her clothes into the living room to try on before packing for college. After going through several drawers worth of clothes, she decides to hang her new comforter outside to air out a bit. Grabbing the comforter, she runs out the front door, headed for the gate...wearing nothing but short shorts and a black lace bra. Three minutes later, she runs back in, HORRIFIED. "Why did you let me go outside? I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt!" Sigh.