OMG. Someone hide the sporks now.

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Abbey, Jul 26, 2008.

  1. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Weird Dave is playing his music SOOOO loud and I'm trying to work on my book. It's not actually very condusive.:mad:

    I think I'm going to put on Barry Manilow VERY loud and point my speakers to his room.


  2. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    Does he own a CLOCK!?! It's a little LATE to blasting the tunes, doncha think? Weird Dave needs a curfew for his music :( Have you spelled out house rules for him?
  3. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Ha!! It worked!! It only took about 5 minutes and he turned his down. And then I turned Barry down. ;)

    House rules around here are a bit sketchy. I'm the late comer into the house, so I don't have a whole lot of pull. I have to do it in secret measures. (insert wicked laughter)

  4. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful


    Abbey, we think alike. :D

    Glad he got the idea.
  5. flutterbee

    flutterbee Guest


    Way to go! Dave sounds like a flaming idiot. :rolleyes:
  6. Big Bad Kitty

    Big Bad Kitty lolcat

    Know what I would do.

    Make a copy on a xerox of your hand giving the finger.

    Next time he gets stupid, slip it under his door.

    But that's just me.
  7. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    You ARE BAD, Big Kitty.:devil: BAD!
  8. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    Or xerox a picture of one of your BIRDS and FLIP it to him... I can be terrible too...
  9. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    gcvmom - to the corner - though that is a VERY good idea!

    :rofl: :rofl:
  10. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    We all need to retreat to our corners. ;)

    I know he didn't have it blaring late last night...hehehe...but when I got up at 5am I kind of turned my music on. I think I slammed a few doors, too, just for effect.:angel2:

  11. Star*

    Star* call 911

    LOL at BBK -

    and after you shoot the bird under the door - JUST FOR KICKS and the rest of the men in the house? I'd hang out in my room VERY quietly but before I did? I'd hang YOUR Grannie Panties on his door knob. :tongue:

    Personally - I've xeroxed my butt and shot a few people a picture.
  12. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    Or just take a picture of your grannie panties and give it to him. With that gift, you tell him that you will start walking around all day in your grannie panties if he keeps up his obnoxious behavior! Could he be drowning out some other (ducking my head) sound? Has he got a woman in there?
  13. Star*

    Star* call 911

    Or just take a picture of your grannie panties and give it to him.

    omg - !!!!!!!!!!!!! Star detects that Loth could spend time in the corner with-her.

    YES!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!! and then leave your box of feminine stuff with wings on the kitchen counter. :surprise:
  14. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    Now I'm giggling uncontrolably. LOVE IT!

  15. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    Hey, I got a drawer of my own granny panties... I bet there are others here, too -- we could make a granny panty calendar for WD and slip THAT under the door...
  16. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    If I could stop laughing, I'd type. Ok. I've got it somewhat under control.

    First of all, Roomie Dave is GAY (not there is a problem with that). I'm pretty sure if he saw me in my grannie panties he's be like...don't all chicks wear that? But if I flashed him my tatas, he would probably run screaming. "No!! You're blinding my eyes!!"

    I knew something was up when the first day I moved in and went through the laundry room and there were STACKS of very high end clothes folded perfectly. Heck...I've never folded a shirt like that in my life. And it's a guy?

    Well, since Manilow, he hasn't been back. That's a darn good technique to keeping people away.

  17. flutterbee

    flutterbee Guest

    I don't care if you're gay or not. Granny panties just aren't attractive no matter what. But, gosh, they are so comfortable.
  18. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    I bet he irons his underwear, too...
  19. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    (Enter evil laughter) Maybe I should secretly put a few grannie pants in his nicely folded clothes. He'd be like...what the heck???? Yep, baby...strap those mothers on.

  20. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    Oh, you ARE a rotten little girl, aren't you? Can't wait to hear what happens next... :devil2: