I came across this website today http://www.onesentence.org/ "True stories, told in one sentence" I think it's really a great concept. Here are a couple of my favorites so far. JoeOrdinary After years of therapy through many different theories and techniques, my final diagnosis is that I'm not, as suspected, crazy, but merely weird. designer blues I think my mid-life crisis has arrived earlier than expected. Doug Weston II The mysterious animal hissing under the towel turned out to be a can of Right Guard.