Our 4 month old manx kitten, true to the breed, is insane. I-N-S-A-N-E I am telling you all. I have about 4 favorite decorations (snow globe, music box etc) that are now broken to bits on their way to the landfill. The tree sits at a different angle now. it has 4 "holes" as I call them where the branches now have cat size gaps, her access points so to speak. Her favorite thing is climbing the center pole to get to the top underneath the skirt of the angel. I'm missing numerous decades old ornaments. I have no ribbons or bows left on my lovely wrapped gifts, and now she has decided to eat the presents. Yes eat them. Crunching away on corners of packages and nawing the paper. Her nails have poked kitty size wholes through most gifts. She's evil. Pure evil. And then she squeaks. She does not meow. But she squeaks. A chirp nearly. It is so strange. I'll give her heck and chase her from the tree and she'll stare at me and chirp like a baby bird with what I swear is a question mark at the end of the chirp. Whadid I do? or probably in a Urkel voice "Did I do thaaaaaaaatttt???? I shake my head. She is impossible to be angry with. My gift this year should be one of those signs that says I am owned by my cat!