So this morning -
I got up early - and was in the shower first. Now ladies ......follow me here for a minute. Because I may have to call Angela Lansbury......
THere are ONLY two people in the house.
THere is ONLY (at present) one bathroom.
The shower water was running. Even if he is deaf?
The ONLY door to the ONLY bathroom is LOCKED.
And yet? HE tugged, pulled and pushed and finally knocked on the door and said (ready? You may not want to read this at work)
"HONEY ARE YOU IN THERE?"
=no...........I"m outside pretending to be in the shower with the door locked.
Get out of the shower - and I"m looking for my coffee cup - you know the one I mentioned above? (SO OKAY STAR GET OVER THE PLASTIC CUP ALREADY) and I do - but sitting on the counter is my beloved mug - with a BROKEN LID.
There were NO poptarts. Okay DEAL WITH IT SISTER and **** it up....I do.
I'm about out of the door and then I hear it......"Man! I didn't hardly sleep at ALL last night."
At this point I'm sorry - I have enough whine of my own to rival the best cellars in California - and then he says "Well, I guess we have to get more poptarts tonight after you get home from work - I ate the last one yesterday. Oh and I'm really sorry I dropped that gray mug and broke the lid....(and like a 3 year old) he says "I brought the mug home." (proud of his kill I'm sure). I just smiled and nodded that "older, wiser, woman smile" (kinda like that woman who asks Steve what the box of Cheerios says) and I walked out. SO he comes after me and says "You're awfully quiet." (as opposed to what; screaming banshee?) and I said "YUP.....just lookin' for my new line of decorative tape." and then (being the helpful person he is) comes out to meet me in the driveway with a roll of his duct tape and then asks "Is this what you needed?" And when I looked I was thinking - YUP Mustang was right - Silence is Golden - DUCT TAPE IS SILVER.....Please feel free to tear me off a piece - And Call ANgela Landsbury.
Some days I SWEAR to you I'm Gods marionette.