Retirement home test

[gcvmom]

During a visit to the retirement home, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a person should be institutionalized?"

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No,"' said the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window or the door?"

 

[DammitJanet]

Ok...there are just too many of these going around that I am failing miserably! I must need a bed somewhere...lol.

 

[Hound dog]

Janet......I thought bucket too. Wanna share a room??

 

[Shari]

What's it mean that I want a bed???

 

[flutterby]

FAIL. Of course you would use the bucket.

I think we just need one big room and we can all be in it together. I also failed the Senility test email that I got. Miserably.

 

[Star*]

OMG I picked CUP........

Cup wasn't even a choice. MOVE OVER GIRLS.......

Thanks Chickey - now I'm sure I need to pack a bag.....lol.

 

[DammitJanet]

My mom had 3 kids. First was named Penny, the second was named Dime. What was the third ones name?

 

[Star*]

Janet?

Oh I know.....

CUP.
- can I have a bed by the window?

 

[flutterby]

Janet, don't you know you're own name?

 

[Star*]

I thought about it all day! I KNOW THE ANSWER.......

Oh you have my phone number but you don't know where I liv.....wait..you do know where I live.......hahah. UT OH......