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flutterbee
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You know when DF kicks the bucket and goes to heaven, there's gonna be squirrels up there with shotguns waiting on him. Squirrels have a heaven, too.
Just sayin'....
I used to tell my ex the same thing - only about deer. He was soooo excited when we started dating cause I had a 4wd Explorer and he was imaging all kinds of places he could go hunting with it. Til I told him that there would be NO deer - dead or otherwise - in, on or under my truck.
So, he settled for fishing. Every single day. And every time we crossed a body of water he'd look at it and tell me what lures he'd be using with the amount of sun and the color of the water. I'm pretty sure he thought I was listening, too. He also wanted me to watch the fishing shows with him. I'd rather stick hot needles in my eyes. So I read. And he'd point things out to me and I'd reply, 'Mmm-hmmm. Fascinating.' And go back to my book. I did make him get a bucket, though. He used to string the fish by poking a hole in their bottom lip - said it was less cruel than going through the gills. Didn't convince me. So, he got one of those buckets that you hang in the water to keep the fish you caught in.
And he actually thought he was going to teach me how to clean fish. Funny man.
You know when DF kicks the bucket and goes to heaven, there's gonna be squirrels up there with shotguns waiting on him. Squirrels have a heaven, too.
Just sayin'....
I used to tell my ex the same thing - only about deer. He was soooo excited when we started dating cause I had a 4wd Explorer and he was imaging all kinds of places he could go hunting with it. Til I told him that there would be NO deer - dead or otherwise - in, on or under my truck.
So, he settled for fishing. Every single day. And every time we crossed a body of water he'd look at it and tell me what lures he'd be using with the amount of sun and the color of the water. I'm pretty sure he thought I was listening, too. He also wanted me to watch the fishing shows with him. I'd rather stick hot needles in my eyes. So I read. And he'd point things out to me and I'd reply, 'Mmm-hmmm. Fascinating.' And go back to my book. I did make him get a bucket, though. He used to string the fish by poking a hole in their bottom lip - said it was less cruel than going through the gills. Didn't convince me. So, he got one of those buckets that you hang in the water to keep the fish you caught in.
And he actually thought he was going to teach me how to clean fish. Funny man.