This is what a parent raised their hand to ask at the end of easy child's lang arts teacher's little speech at back-to-school night yesterday. Trouble is, the teacher is NOT pregnant and never even hinted that she was. And yes, she's a little heavy. And young enough to be having kids. Though not married. You should have heard the sputtering and the I-just-swallowed-a-bug look on her face! I felt so bad for her, but it really was quite funny. The parent had heard that one of their student's teachers was taking maternity leave at some point in the school year -- but apparently they missed going to that particular classroom and just ASSumed it was this teacher. Talk about putting your proverbial foot in your mouth!