Spread the Stupidity

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by outofcontrolinaz, Dec 16, 2007.

  1. outofcontrolinaz

    outofcontrolinaz New Member

    Spread the Stupidity

    Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of
    the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in America ......do people order
    double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    Only in America ......do we leave cars
    worth thousands of dollars in the
    driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

    Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

    Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

    EVER WONDER ....

    Why the sun lightens our hair,
    but darkens our skin ?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? < BR>

    Why are they called apartments when
    they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe,
    why do they call the airport the terminal?

    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
  2. flutterbee

    flutterbee Guest

    Still noone has answered this one for me....

    Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
  3. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    The drive up ATMs with Braile slay me. :rofl:
  4. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Sheep SHRINK???? Oh my - :crying: