Let me tell you the truth about where Star really is!
You know how every little girl wants a pony for either her birthday or Xmas? Well she finally got one!!!
Except this one is a mechanical one and the last time I talked to her she was locked in her room with the mechanical horse, a leather crop, a harness, batteries, chaps(?), her boots, Vaseline, and her cell phone. Every so often you could hear the horse whinny.
Obviously she has taken a break to come out of her room to grace us with her presence. Or she is online from her cell! HI Pony!
I have no idea what she is doing with that horse????