Maybe this is a regular "kid thing," but it happens more often than not with-my Aspie-lite difficult child. He takes something too literally and ... husband told me to remove my crackers from the pantry because they had wheat. I said no, they're boring, unsalted table water crackers. difficult child doesn't like them. Tonight, husband pointed out that the box was empty. Uh oh. difficult child's nose is bright red and peeling. I showed him the empty box and, knowing full well he ate them, but needing an answer, I said, "difficult child, can you please help me find these crackers? I want some and can't find the bag that was inside." He said, "I ate them." "Why? They have wheat." "Oh. The label said they were made from water." ROFL!!! How can you be mad at a kid like that?