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<blockquote data-quote="susiestar" data-source="post: 54784" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p>I am sorry you have to deal wiht this. I would worry too! Here is a joke my 15yo told me:</p><p></p><p></p><p>A bear was chasing a rabbit in some woods. The rabbit ran over what looked like a bear bottle and tripped, rubbing the bottle.</p><p></p><p>A genie popped out of the bottle. Genie said, "Whew, thanks to both of you. That looks like an ordinary beer bottle, but I have been cooped up for 300 years in it. I usually only give wishes to humans, but I will give each of you 3 wishes because I am so grateful. But no wishing for more wishes."</p><p></p><p>The bear said, "I wish all the other bears in this forest were female."</p><p></p><p>The genie said ok. </p><p></p><p>The rabbit wished for a motorcycle helmet. </p><p></p><p>Out of thin air came a tiny helmet, perfect for a rabbit. When it landed on his head it even had openings for his ears.</p><p></p><p>The bear said, "Heck, I wish every other bear in North America was female."</p><p></p><p>The genie said, "That sort of cancels out your first wish, but ok." </p><p></p><p>The rabbit wished for a Harley.</p><p></p><p>Out of the sky fell a tiny Harley-Davidson motorcycle, with a leather jacket on the handlebars. It fell so that it almost hit the bunny, but swerved and landed gently next to him. The bunny put on the jacket and sat on the bike.</p><p></p><p>The bear growled, "I wish all the other bears in the world were female."</p><p></p><p>The genie said, "Are you sure? Seems like it cancels out your other wishes."</p><p></p><p>The bear growled yes. So the genie did it.</p><p></p><p>The rabbit, perched on his bike, said, "For my final wish, I wish the bear was gay." And raced off as fast as he could!!</p><p></p><p>Susie</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="susiestar, post: 54784, member: 1233"] I am sorry you have to deal wiht this. I would worry too! Here is a joke my 15yo told me: A bear was chasing a rabbit in some woods. The rabbit ran over what looked like a bear bottle and tripped, rubbing the bottle. A genie popped out of the bottle. Genie said, "Whew, thanks to both of you. That looks like an ordinary beer bottle, but I have been cooped up for 300 years in it. I usually only give wishes to humans, but I will give each of you 3 wishes because I am so grateful. But no wishing for more wishes." The bear said, "I wish all the other bears in this forest were female." The genie said ok. The rabbit wished for a motorcycle helmet. Out of thin air came a tiny helmet, perfect for a rabbit. When it landed on his head it even had openings for his ears. The bear said, "Heck, I wish every other bear in North America was female." The genie said, "That sort of cancels out your first wish, but ok." The rabbit wished for a Harley. Out of the sky fell a tiny Harley-Davidson motorcycle, with a leather jacket on the handlebars. It fell so that it almost hit the bunny, but swerved and landed gently next to him. The bunny put on the jacket and sat on the bike. The bear growled, "I wish all the other bears in the world were female." The genie said, "Are you sure? Seems like it cancels out your other wishes." The bear growled yes. So the genie did it. The rabbit, perched on his bike, said, "For my final wish, I wish the bear was gay." And raced off as fast as he could!! Susie [/QUOTE]
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