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<blockquote data-quote="Crayola13" data-source="post: 709444" data-attributes="member: 21066"><p>I teach high school, so I have some good ones. A few years ago a student blew his nose on the flag. Last year there was a group of boys who were collecting urine in plastic bags, throwing the bags into classrooms, then running off as fast as they could. This went on for four months before they were caught. Yesterday a boy got suspended for chasing other students with a chain saw in shop class. He wasn't trying to harm anyone; he just thought it was funny. About ten years ago, two girls blew up a commode with low-grade fireworks. There was one day when I asked a sixteen-year-old student why he had been absent for two days. He told me it was because his mother-in-law had gotten shot. Now, I have a parent who expects me to let the kid make up all the work he missed while he was on a 2-week cruise. A few weeks ago, there was a silly prank. When a boy went through the lunch line, he sprayed shaving cream on the Jello. I think the principal overreacted by calling the boy's mother.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crayola13, post: 709444, member: 21066"] I teach high school, so I have some good ones. A few years ago a student blew his nose on the flag. Last year there was a group of boys who were collecting urine in plastic bags, throwing the bags into classrooms, then running off as fast as they could. This went on for four months before they were caught. Yesterday a boy got suspended for chasing other students with a chain saw in shop class. He wasn't trying to harm anyone; he just thought it was funny. About ten years ago, two girls blew up a commode with low-grade fireworks. There was one day when I asked a sixteen-year-old student why he had been absent for two days. He told me it was because his mother-in-law had gotten shot. Now, I have a parent who expects me to let the kid make up all the work he missed while he was on a 2-week cruise. A few weeks ago, there was a silly prank. When a boy went through the lunch line, he sprayed shaving cream on the Jello. I think the principal overreacted by calling the boy's mother. [/QUOTE]
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