Two Tylenol #3? See, I told you it sounded like a Tylenol 6 procedure!
Falling asleep during the procedure reminds me of my labor with easy child - The nurses kept telling me to stay awake (I was in the last stages of labor). How can anyone fall asleep during labor? I didn't think I was but the nurse kept trying to make me more alert.
Ouchy on the head! Couldn't you have waited until another day (like when you were completely healed?) to do that?
So, you get cranky when you are in pain! And isn't it just like our kids? Even when we are sick they don't see our needs just that we need to keep going full force to help meet them. And even in your dream, you supported easy child's job hunting even if you couldn't keep up.
Training does sound important - never know when a customer will climb up the ladder to ask if they can help you decorate. LOL!
And you were told liquid diet for a reason. Did you really think seaweed could pass for a liquid because it lives in water? (just kidding you know)
Sounds like you are going to survive this. But then again, how could you not? Warrior Moms can survive anything! GO GIRL GO!