The game is on...

[KTMom91]

Spork fight! Spork fight!

I have this vision of Abbey and Star, riding donkeys, sporks at the ready...

 

[Andy]

Each in the spork dress Star found awhile back. (different colors of course)

In fact, that is their "weapons storage" garment.

 

[Abbey]

You guys give me such good giggles...BUT I WON!

Abbey

 

[Abbey]

Wait...is that really Spock with a spork? Fainting again. I need oxygen. Now the soldier...I bow down. Eat well, boy.

To clear matters up, I DID win as I was the first to post and the first to get booted. You sleep, you lose, Star.

(Disclaimer: Nice thanks to the unknown mod who PM'd me to change by this evening. I know I can be a bit...ummm...challenging. Just to note - I have a few more in the works.)

 

[Star*]

Captain, it appears we are having trouble on planet Conduct.

Mr. Spork. We. should. get. to. the. transporter. room.

That's highly illogical Captain, Sporks will melt in the transporter.

I. see. your. point. Mr. Spork. Well. We. will. senda shuttle. for. you.

I prefer, to travel in a cellophane wrapper Captain.

Very. well. Mr. Spork. See you. On. the planets. surface.

 

[mrscatinthehat]

Now this is classic entertainment. And people wonder why I don't watch regular tv. Who needs it with you guys? Pass the popcorn stang....

 

[totoro]

I think I just Sporked myself.

 

[KTMom91]

It really IS Spock with a spork. Hubby just ordered two of them...NCC 1701 issue, titanium sporks. Numbered so you can identify yours.

Live long and prosper.

 

[Abbey]

Better get your glasses out to read this one.

(ok...ok...I'll change it in the morning. Star knows this one.)

I WANT A SPOCK SPORK!!! WAAAAA...

I'm running to the corner right now.

 

[Star*]

See avatar for my home bathroom remodel pictures.

SOMEONE TAKE THE SPORK AWAY FROM TOTO......

(vulcan hello secret hand sign) to KTMOM............fasssssssscinating.

My favorite still? The one I sent you of the toy donkey laying on the leg of the jeans with the caption - Do these jeans make my @$$ look big?

 

[Abbey]

icksnay on ototay ithw porksay.

I will use the jean one eventually. I've got to get out of the doghouse first.

Love the remodel job avatar. Wait a minute...is that a donkey in the water?

Abbey

 

[Star*]

I'm pretty sure that is HOT water - and that is YOUR aaa.....lol (hahaha with the moderators......neener)

It was either - Abandon Ship OR

Paddle your aaa off. or

Keep yer nose above water or

How long can you tread water?

 

[Abbey]

How long can *I* tread water? Apparently too long. I'm still around to annoy others.

 

[Star*]

Do you remember the Bill Cosby album -

NOAH?
Uh yes Lord
Noah, how long can you tread water?

Love it.