I had TWO energy drinks....why I loved those two energy drinks so much that I went back outside, got in my van and I drove to the bank and drove down the road, and while I was driving I saw this squirrel. He wasn't just any squirrel he was a magic squirrel, and then, and then, I was looking at the squirrel and out of the corner of my eye? A shiney thing, and a balloon and I followed the balloon, but then the balloon got me off course so I went back to where I thought the shiney thing was, but the squirrel must have picked it up, do you like squirrels? I like squirrels, I like balloons too, but the balloon went really high, and I couldn't drive fast enough to follow it safely and people were driving like. so. slow and I kept trying to follow it, but it got away. ANY WAY.....when I got back to that place...Huh....where was I? OH I was talking about shoes......anyway I put my shoes on and started out the door this morning after having those two energy drinks. I like the MOnster Drinks with the green stripes have you ever tried those? I did OMG......OMG......OMG.....they are so good, I don't like the orange ones, they taste like baby aspirin, but the green ones are good, and the blue ones? Well I can't say so much for them I have never tried them but someone said all those energy drinks are not good for your liver. Funny, I think that the government must have to check all this stuff first before they sell it to us you know - they couldn't sell it if it wasn't good for you, and well I have already had two today, and ......where was I hahahhaa? Okay so then the squirrel picked up the shiney thing and I tried calling it. and you know what it had in it's mouth? A ballooon.......a mylar balloon, I said happy birthday on one side and had a big ole smiley face on the other. I don't think the squirrel had an energy drink...but I think it was really hyper because the minute it saw me lookin at it with that balloon in it's mouth it took off. I wasn't gonna take the ballon from it or nouthin......I was like - ch chc chchc....those are the noises like squirrels make - I know that because I used ta have pet squirrels......and opossums - but squirrels are nicer.....and it just took off with that balloon. Kinda like the one I was following but not in the air at first......until he got up in the tree.......but I didn't try to follow him......not with the van any way.....I mean I know that other energy drink gives you wings and stuff, but I had the green one.....so I didn't have wings or culdn't fly like ROCKY the squirrel......so I just let him and his balloon go off into the woods, and then I got back in my van and now I'm going to go to the store and get a cuppa coffee so I can calm down.....(takes breath) yup...........I've had them energy drinks. And now? I'm about 110. years. old.
1.) I like my dogs more than I do people.
2.) My dogs like me better than they do most people
3.) Pi squared is technically a McPie. caution - filling may be hot.