Dear Moderator -
Isn't this is a big ass post?
I just keep thinking of the man that donkey belongs to. When he goes to jail what exactly is it that he will say?
I came to bail my ass out of jail. (how do you do that?)
You stuck my ass in jail and I'm here with bail? (again how?)
OR may favorite one -
The cops call him begging him to come up with the bail because they tell him
Your ass is stinking up our jail.
(putting myself in the corner~~~~~~~ AGAIN!)