Oooh, oooh! Sign me up!
Can we do a tour? Caribbean, then Hawaii, then Australia? Or perhaps start with Australia since it's summer there, and then move to the Caribbean and Hawaii afterward?
I will bring chocolate truffles and lovely fruit platters, as well as a selection of buff and tanned beach boys to serve them to us on trays. They will be forbidden to talk or otherwise interact with us, but just to look decorative and serve the treats. (If someone can scare up Raoul, he can provide entertainment for those seeking it
I will also bring my favourite pink bikini, and a magic spell that hides all my stretch marks and surgical scars, so the rest of you don't have to stare at them.
See you all on the beach.
Trinity