Weight Loss Plans

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by nvts, Aug 28, 2008.

  1. nvts

    nvts Active Member

    Hey! This might work! For all of those husband's that are trying to shed a few pounds but don't want to change their eating habits!

    A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
    program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

    She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

    The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a
    second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and
    puffing, he finally gives up.

    The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing

    On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
    lost 10 lbs. as promised.

    He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
    The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
    stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.. She is
    wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
    that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

    Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
    excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
    So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him
    gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on
    the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost
    another 20 lbs. as promised.

    He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-
    day/50 pound program.

    "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

    "Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years."

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
    finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
    running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you,
    you are mine."

    He lost 63 pounds that week.
  2. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

    Okay, whats the number for the 7 day/50 pound program?
  3. Marguerite

    Marguerite Active Member

    Sorry - I suspect if you're female and hoping for that big muscly bloke, you'd get an equally large androgynous crop-haired musclebound female(?) weightlifter, carrying the same sign...

  4. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    :goodluck:Too funny!!