1. Explains he has diarrhea, is dehydrated, needs to lie down 2. Fakes chest pains 3. Again fakes chest pains 4. Again with the chest pains.....only now we're back to the "I have a virus......and all the symptoms" Virus is causing his chest pain. omg Yes. I know chest pains are nothing to mess with. But husband has a horrific hyatial hernia (and I can't spell this morning worth a darn) and he has other esophagus issues too. Both can produce chest pains. They're just not the same type of pain. Know what I mean?? His "symptoms" of chest pain is more a match up with the esophagus than with the heart. He has not a single other symptom of a heart attack. I've dealt with this on and off for nearly 30 yrs. This started with the You're helping me clean or Else. The timing says a lot too. And the pain vanishes when he takes heartburn medications. Tried it on the power of suggestion principal. I'm escaping to cincy this morning with easy child to log prices at various stores while we shop. If I don't, husband will probably wish he was having a heart attack. The man is driving me insane. Oh, the "virus" got added in because he has to take katie and Evan for his kindergarden evaluation this morning. He's none too happy about that. He still has to. Plans for cincy were made last week, not changing them now. If I did he might not make it through the day. Bad enough I have to listen to katie and her array of phoney symptoms........having husband going at it at the same time is just too darn much.