First, I will sit down.
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Then I will eat grilled cheese sandwiches and apple sauce and ice cream for breakfast and cereal for supper.
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Then, I will clean my house, dust, and get out the long lost knick-knacks that will be like new all over again.
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I will stop putting the max amount into my health spending account, and instead, might buy a vehicle that doesn't qualify for antique plates.
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I will ride my then-geriatric pony to my heart's content.
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I will work 40 hour weeks and bring home full paychecks.
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I will go visit my kids and leave my dirty laundry on their floors.
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I will enjoy ME again.