I just read this earlier. It cracked me up, too, thinking of all the times I barely avoided having an earring ripped out of my ear, the headbutts, the hair pulling....
Nothing newsworthy in this article. Wonder what she was trying to do or say? She must not have kids in her life. Only people with no contacts with children will find this the "shock" or "eye opener" she was writing for.
Well, it certainly gave me a good giggle, in fact I really laughed out loud while I was reading it. Of course, several of the things rang loud and true for me, since bringing up eight children involved a lot of "accidents." I suppose as parents we deserve survivor's medals!