A Few Laughs - don't we all need them?

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Marg's Man, Feb 3, 2011.

  1. Marg's Man

    Marg's Man Member

    None of these are new but in view of our weather I can just picture Marg answering me if the we in the first one...

    'It's just too hot to wear clothes today.' He said as he stepped out of the shower,
    'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
    'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
    Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
    'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
    He yelled back, ' Liverpool.'
    And they say blondes are dumb...
    A couple are lying in bed. The man says,
    'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
    The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
    A: A rumour
    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
    because they had been so good each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
    Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
    The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
    Whoosh....immediately he turned ninety!!!
    Gotta love that fairy!
    Dear Lord,
    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
    Q: Why do little boys whine?
    A: They are practising to be men.
    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
    A: Trustworthy.
    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
    Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'
    Her: We are good for each because we can always make each other laugh.
    Him: Yeah, get yer gear off!
  2. HaoZi

    HaoZi Guest

    :bravo: I needed that. Thank you!
  3. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    Thanks for the laugh!
  4. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Those were great! And I needed the laugh, thanks.
  5. Marguerite

    Marguerite Active Member

    Honey, that last one looks familiar... you're a very naughty boy! But I love you...

  6. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    That fairy one.........OH how I love cruises.......the next time I see and elderly man with a young woman I'll just pass by and say "The fairy got you too huh?"

    Many thanks.
  7. SearchingForRainbows

    SearchingForRainbows Active Member

    THANKS!!! :rofl: SFR
  8. AnnieO

    AnnieO Shooting from the Hip

    I sent the one about praying for strength to H... LOL!!!