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<blockquote data-quote="Big Bad Kitty" data-source="post: 188840" data-attributes="member: 3647"><p><u><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"> Boyfriend 5.0 Upgrade </span></span></strong></u></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Dear Tech Support:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. What can I do?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Signed,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Desperate</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Dear Desperate:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and installing Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to such background applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please remember Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly WAV files. DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 to default to the program Girlfriend 9.2 which runs in the background and has been known to introduce potentially serious viruses into the operating system.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have a limited memory and can't learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to enhance his system performance. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Good Luck,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Tech Support</span></span> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Bad Kitty, post: 188840, member: 3647"] [U][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5] Boyfriend 5.0 Upgrade [/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/U] [SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3] Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Dear Desperate: First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and installing Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to such background applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please remember Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly WAV files. DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 to default to the program Girlfriend 9.2 which runs in the background and has been known to introduce potentially serious viruses into the operating system. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have a limited memory and can't learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to enhance his system performance. Good Luck, Tech Support[/SIZE][/FONT] [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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