A funny that computer geeks will enjoy

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Big Bad Kitty, Aug 27, 2008.

  1. Big Bad Kitty

    Big Bad Kitty lolcat

    Boyfriend 5.0 Upgrade

    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. What can I do?




    Dear Desperate:

    First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and installing Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to such background applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please remember Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly WAV files. DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 to default to the program Girlfriend 9.2 which runs in the background and has been known to introduce potentially serious viruses into the operating system.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have a limited memory and can't learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to enhance his system performance.

    Good Luck,

    Tech Support

  2. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    So that's what I've been doing wrong!

    Omg I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.
  3. SaraT

    SaraT New Member

    :rofl:That is tooo funny.
  4. Nomad

    Nomad Guest

    :rofl:I agree...very funny!

    Here is one that is kinda similar...someone just sent me...

    A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

    The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

    Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via
    e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room,
    where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload,
    we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
    nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

    Scroll down...You'll love this ....

    You've got MALE!:D